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Despite rumors earlier this week to the contrary, The Message Pitch can now confirm Ted Lasso is not interested in the head (American) football coaching position for Texas A&M. Continue reading BREAKING: Lasso Not Interested in A&M Job
SATIRICAL ANN ARBOR – Amidst a sign-stealing controversy that has it under intense scrutiny, the Michigan Wolverines football program is … Continue reading BREAKING: Michigan Football to leave Big 10 amidst sign-stealing controversy, eyeing MLB for new landing spot
I spent the weekend watching football with friends, and it was amazing. The friends and watching, not necessarily the football. … Continue reading Things I Think We Leaned: CFB ‘23 Week Three
After opening weekend, college football week two is usually reserved for cupcake games or strange out-of-conference matchups. We got both … Continue reading Things I Think We Learned: CFB ‘23 Week Two
SOMEWHERE OVER THE GULF OF MEXICO — It’s been a week since singer-songwriter Jimmy Buffett passed away, and like many, … Continue reading THE KUDZU: Death of a Popular Poet
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